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Nine Minutes with Dorothy

Nine Minutes with Dorothy

I have this lil older lady friend named Dorothy.  I think Dorothy must be almost 80ish.  She is one of those people that if your lucky, truly lucky, you’ll get to meet a soul like hers in your lifetime. 

Dorothy has lived on the same corner since, well, I think it became a corner.  She and her hubby are from the prairies and they are as down home as it gets.  I’ve been visiting Dorothy for about 20 years now.  She is actually an Aunt of an old flame and I guess when things don’t turn out you have to take the good and leave the rest.  So I got Dorothy!!!!!!!  

Dorothy is what I call soft eccentric.  She always has on a brightly colored dress that she gets at church sales usually, with of course, matching huge clip on earrings and a matching fancy shmanzy, that’s a word now, necklace.

She doesn’t get her hair done on Mondays anymore, which she has done since forever.  It’s too much for her now.  Of course I have another friend I check in on too that does hair so I’ll make it happen, even if she has to go to her home.  Anyway, the cutest thing about Dorothy is she always, and I mean always, has laundry on her line.  It could be a snow storm and dark and rain and blizzard like, whatever, she has her stuff out !!! Even unmentionables, which of course I won’t mention!!!  It kills me, laughing wise.  Sometimes if I haven’t called in advance or if I am just in the area I will drive by,  and when  I see clothes I know she’s A ok.  

Sometimes I think that Dorothy’s hubby is a little leery of me, maybe he’s afraid of me? Even still after 20 years, he seems a lil suspicious.  Maybe it’s just me?   Here is this lady that drops in and takes his wife to Mayday and stuff.  Maybe it’s just his prairie way? 

One day however I popped in to say hello and have a cup of tea in her bargain tea cups.  Usually mismatched, which really are the best!  Its so funny how she can afford the finest but is happy with her church sale thrifty cups and saucers.  I think it makes her tea better really.  She always has cookies which is my fave since I have no Grandparents left.  She says “Dear” about 30 times per minute and always is fussing about with her hair saying it needs this or that.  She likes being complimented on her flamboyant outfits and they always come with a story. 

The years have been tough on Dorothy but she loves life and worries about her children, one of which will need assisted living when she goes.

Dorothy is particularly fond of my son who shares her sister’s birthday.  She always has a little box of slowpokes for him and a card, sometimes with another named scratched out!!!  These are my absolute favorite because it really shows her character.  She will save cereal box toys and although my son is older now, I am so proud when he accepts them humbly and thanks her with the utmost respect and then after refers to them fondly.

One particular day I stopped by and I heard the faint sounds of a distant woodwind.   It sounded like an ole phonograph to be true.  Her hubby has a vast collection of old instruments and I mean old. Some of his woodwinds are actually made of wood. 

I followed the sound down the hall after asking if it was ok to go say hello.  When I got to the partially opened door I peeked in to find her hubby playing this old amazing clarinet.  He stopped.  I asked that he please play on.  He finished his song and made some excuses about it not being tuned maybe.   He had a Dairyland crate next to him with piles of complicated sheet music that intrigued me.  We usually don’t have so many words for each other but when I sat next to him he said what do you want to hear?  He was playing I’m In the Mood for Love, and old old song.  I mentioned that I played and he gave me a look like I was trying to say anything to impress him.  He quickly gave me another clarinet out of his collection to play.  He shaves the reed so thin that the sounds that it creates are something else.  I was a lil nervous with this impromptu offer.  The last time I played after the orchestra I was in was for my son when he was small.  He loved to hear the ABC song and twinkle twinkle, BaBa Black sheep and stuff, plus it made me look like a genius Mom!.  I still don’t think my son knows that all three songs are the exactly the same notes just different words.

Anyway, without much practice I started to play one of these complicated sheets he had.  I swear I didn’t think I would do so well.  The look of disbelief was all over his aged face when I actually played it correct.  After a few bars he sat back like he was really listening and after he said.  You know, you really don’t get to hear how great the tone is unless someone else is playing.  Which made me feel like my tone was still as good as my embrasure.  I was amazed to see that my playing seemed to impress him.

Little did he know that I was having a rough day?  I never unload my problems on them I just go by to get some cheering up.  This particular day was rough for me.  I had no idea that sitting with him and playing an old licorice stick with vaguely familiar tunes made my day the most amazing ever. 

I used to threaten to play my clarinet when my old room mate Diane got upset with me.  How mad can you be with someone playing The Elephant Walk and following you around the house?  Oh the fun I had when I was 20!  It worked every time! Just the threats of me saying “don’t make me break out my clarinet” usually made her change her tune.

So I guess that serendipity is still my friend.  Just playing along with a seasoned musician can change your day and to be true,  it was one of the best visits and most memorable one I probably will ever have there and I am so grateful to have such special folks in my life.

I called Dorothy today. Usually when I ring I get to yak for about 5 minutes.  I suppose she knows how busy I am these days that I got more time this call, a full nine minutes my phone read.  I am so grateful she’s OK. and I, am the luckiest lady to share a part of her day.

Last Years Birthday Invitation

You can run but you can’t hide!

Why? Cause I cant hide and its my Birthday…. again !!!!!Oh… so you almost forgot i see, but as per usual I sent you a reminder that its…..Kimberley’s, ( that’s me)

Birthday on March 3rd.  ALL DAY

The party will begin with

Kimberley sleeping in and having h

er usual shower and orange for breakfast.  Then she will be heading to Starbucks for her regular 2 long shot iced expresso coffee with 2 pumps of mocha in it … coffee,  of course with fancy flowers on the side of the cup with hearts and kisses.  Ya  All the while 

Kimberley will be waiting for random people with flowers that actually remembered her Birthday. After all the disappointment she will probably go to some greasy Ma and Pa breakfast place for eggs benny where she will not be completely satisfied, with the benny, of course.

 After that 

Kimberley will be taking international telephone calls till 3 PM.  That’s the last time zone of friends in her circle ya know?

Whew, She may very well try to nap but of course she will be wakened by the piles of calls, flower delivery etc, and people that will be stopping over,  over with heart felt homemade cards and chocolates and flowers .  Wild flowers of course, in pinks and white, or yellow and white, it varies.   ANYWOO Then

Kimberley will single handedly, thats a word,

 break out some serious M&M meat appetizers along withHope you’re sitting down….Some COSTCO appetizersand of course her famous Hummus and Bruchetta (that’s not spelled right)…..try to remain calm puhlease….to entertain at her very own Diva Den.  5 PMThat means your invited and you can bring yummy food too if you like.Whilst

Kimberley pounds back, some jello shooter….v

irgin of course,  she will be getting yelled at by various girlfriends that swear she needs to go….HURRY UP and to get ready NOW…….This confuses

Kimberley usually as

the party doesn’t really start till she gets there……Wherever she is goingAlso beefy guys will show up ….with, that another story…That’s right, beefy guys that don’t call too much ,,,,ya Then The Birthday Girl, OK lady, will be leaving her Diva Den to the Motor home that will be Diva fied, ,,,, thats actually one word, but its ok.  The Motorhome BTW will be out front, somehow mysteriously delivered.by the you guesses it The Birthday Ferry

It comes complete with 8 track and various staggerlee tracks (That’s two words actually)  Listen for roxy roller and you may win a prize!!!!

NowThe Birthday Lady’s Dad, AKA I know you’re all dying to know which one….Ok Greg, does not know however that

Kimberley wants the motor home

but figures it’ll be ok since he’s handled all of her other antics pretty well till now, maybe, …..im pretty sure Hopefully some hunky babe, AKA Golden Throat will courteiously,thats gotta be a word…hire someone to actually driver sober to the super Diva Birthday Bash

Located at Woody’s  Pub at 7 PM

I actually show up later lol, ok kidding

www.woodyspub.com or .ca I cant recall?  Its next to the French Quarter pub in Coquitlem, next to a busy highway central to everyone so you can get there fast!!

Then again if your on the Diva bus you wont care! Sometime after 12 am, ok in the morning we will Diva drive, that means go somewhere cool like back to your car on EDIT th Street ( Diva Den) unless of course you meet some cool yummy person,ditch me, and forget that Im probably gonna be worried about you till u call me the next day.  Hope you can make it

KimberleyPS I’m registered at Starbucks, The liquor store Costco and the Shopping ChannelFeel free to forward this to cool people ( I like) 

 

When the Goin gets Tough, The Tough go see Auntie Rose,

Had a rough week, that’s life.  So I went away, cause the next best thing to being in the water, or around the water, is on the water. I had three days free and all my bases were covered so I split, to ……Victoria,  to do some power shopping, retail therapy we call it in certain circles. 

I caught the three O clock and hardly left deck.  I was organizing my agenda and hit list for thing to do and making sure I hit all my fave places  I sped past Aunties in Sydney, a little guilty, sure the malls would be open late.  A storm was coming, who cares.  The Malahat was a white out. I didn’t believe em.  Funny how I listen to news and then don’t bother. 

Auntie Rose lives in Sydney.  She the sweetest dose of Scotish reality ever and hopefully, she remembered I was coming,  I told her to write it down.  She is kind of losing her memory, which I was in denial of, until I spent three days with her.  I had to be truthful when she asked if Elvis had died.  I didn’t even wanna tell her about 911.   There is something to say about someone who gets equally excited every time you enter the living room , I mean that with love.   Auntie Roses Scottish drawl and tea was just what the doctor ordered.  I swear her lil Robbie Burns tea spoons have magic in them.  One sip of her Tentley tea and you forget all your troubles and the ferry line up you were in.  Auntie was shuffling and saying “Awe sweet Kimberley, you must come see your Auntie Rose again soon, were family you know”, in her Scottish drawl which I love , and then covering me with mounds of blankets and extra pillows. 

We watched the news earlier and some dancing with the stars and ate éclairs I bought with tea and talked about God and the roses I got her and how perfect some things were and how much I love her and cherished her and my family.  She showed me pictures of my Dad and sang old Scotish songs to me and at times, relied on me to recall vague words.

She knows what day it is by the paper my awesome cousin and his wife has delivered and refers to it frequently and sometimes, I didn’t even know which day it was, and didn’t care to be true. 

She doesn’t ask who it is at the door when someone rings by as I stood guard when someone stopped in.  My cousin and various people came to care for her and make sure she was safe and healthy.  It shocked me and made me sad to hear her ask me if her next move would be fine and if she would be OK.  Her place is on the market and she is missing her home already, it is for the best truly.  I assured her that her son had her best interests.  Its shi shi and everything she needs and more, I can still go stay over! Auntie goes out on Tuesday’s,  like with Morrey, with her gadabout friends.  She knows that much.  Its fun and she can have a lil lunch and sing.  I asked her if she really liked it and she said yes.  They pick her up and deliver her home which I thought was sweet.  I was worried she would slip outside as she left.  She was equally worried about me going in town to shop. 

I went with my hit list and straight to John’s Place.  A renowned eggs benny joint.  When you take in all the atmosphere and get your order of classic benny you will forget you were ever on a ferry.

I sped off around the corner to a dollar store, which has different colored tissue than my home town, then china town , then Fantam alley where I picked up some choice Christmas presents.  Off to the mall where stores were closing way to early. I hit Cleopatra’s bedroom and bought me the fanciest imported belly dancing belt this side off the pacific.  I certainly hit gold when I found the best hat shop ever on Government.  I think I may have heard Angels sing when I walked in.  I can sure pick em, The best Hat Store EVAAA.  Roberta’s Hats.  The first one I tried on felt like 500 dollars aaaaaaaaaaaand, I was right it was.  I looked and drooled and found one I quite liked, but like with any purchase over 50 bucks I think about it over night. 

I bought myself ice cream at Purdy’s with the crushed almonds on the side, I ran into A Channel and got me some contacts to email and then went to my other cousins for dinner.  I had a fab time catching up and almost got lost up the Malahat but didn’t care.  A yummy steak and great conversation and I headed back to Sydney. 

I felt like I had been on a long holiday driving around and seeing so many folks.  After some tea and hen partying with Auntie I slept and dreamt about this one hat that was more reasonable and practical, and swiss chard for some reason, but thats another story… I wanted to catch the 11 am ferry, but I knew I needed that hat.  So I sped into town at 945, hit the store fast and grabbed it, grateful it was still there and ran over to Starbucks across the street and got my fix for the day. 

 I had a whole 3 extra minutes the lady at the ferry joked with me, I said I had time to get my hat wrapped in that case.  She laughed and had them hold the boat for me.  Several guys rolled their eyes when I rolled over the last of 12 speed bumps. I stopped at the bottom of the lift as they were frantically rolling there arms showing me where to go.  “Thanks for holding  the boat for me”, I said with my new fancy hat.  Five crew men bursted in laughter and waited for me to get on board.  I parked and said “I was ready to go now”, more eye rolling  and they pulled up the thingy and we left.

Just what the doctor ordered Auntie Roses tea and a fancy new hat, how easy is it to make my day and a post card party in my car with all my fave tunes and a special lunch from Auntie!

PS To the ferry guys, sorry for holding up the boat, and, ahem Sorry I killed my car battery and was the last one off too……Thanks for the free jump, again!!

Kimberley

Comedy V Tragedy What’s been going on?

Sometimes life can lift you up and sometimes it can knock the wind right out of you.  I’ve been trying to deal with two very harsh extremes in the past while.  Making the world a happier place is tough when your life has been turned upside down.  It takes some time to put the pieces back together.  I’ve truly been taking my own sweet time, which was totally necessary.   Not to say I haven’t been taking care of business, just some more important business. 

So whats been happening??????  Well I went to the Banff TV Fest, way fun, Spent tons of time “time coding” miles of footage for a second first episode,  cause you really need to get it right the first time!!!!!

I finally got the Comedy Cruiser on the road, hmm maybe you’ve seen it.  The company’s marketing machine, The Comedy Cruiser, AKA Lucy, as in I love Lucy,,,, has been to lots of Show & Shines and Parades all over this fine Province of ours.  Lil pre marking before the launch.  I’ve been promoting the show at lots of more business like events and taken in a few Vancouver Board of Trade Boot camps, very interesting.  You get to sit in one of those United Nation looking round rooms and you get your own lil microphone.  It so hard to not do a sound check and bust a few jokes, but i had my serious hat on!!!!!  I haven’t been performing as much as perusal so I signed up for a private session with Eddie Brill, the talent coordinator for the David Letterman Show.  Just a day to refine my second season material which I have been working on as well.  Figure i’d pay a New Yorker to kick my @$$ for a day…..

Recently I have been trying to make up for a crappy summer last year by going away every long weekend and taking in almost every concert at GM Place this year.  My friend Cheryl, ( from forever) is a concert fanatic.  So we always have ridiculous seats right up front.  I’ve had the good fortune of checking out Eric Clapton, Tragically Hip, ZZ Top, Stray Cats,( flashback to high school moment for me) and the Pretenders.  Last week we checked out Three Dog Night, I think i was the youngest one there !!. Club Seats are in order for Def Leppard and Styx coming up, way fun….  Hi to Mitchell at GM Place…  

I took a trip over to the island to see some family,  I absolutely hate the BC Ferry System.  I have some cool new material about them floating waste of cash the Ministry of Highways likes to call a highway. I call it highway robbery   For one, just for starters, you as a driver are no longer included with your car. I was tempted to just send over the car and walk on… There’s gas levy’s,  5 hour waits and 8 dollar salmon sandwiches  that suck.  That’s not the punchline, I’m just venting now.

What else????  I am finally having my screening next month.  I am very much looking forward to it.  I have one more trip to the editer and then he probably wont return my calls!!!!